Using Occam's Razor, given Russian municipal plumbing problems, absence of pest control, and Putin's childhood experience chasing large aggressive rats indoors, there's a non-zero chance the terrifying entity attacking Carlson in bed was in fact a rat.
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“Between Russian municipal plumbing, the general absence of pest control, and a head of state with firsthand experience of large aggressive rats indoors, there's a nonzero chance that the terrifying entity that Claude Tucker Carlson was in fact a rat, a Okam's razor.”
Created: 7/11/2026, 9:13:21 PM
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